I love eye contact. But I cannot look into your eyes, For fear I may fall in love.
She sat silently, and the silence became a lake, an ocean, where they all might...– Page 46: The Memory Keeper’s Daughter - Kim Edwards
Cigarettes, poppers, farting and no underwear. That’s a slippery slope....– The only time you’ll here me say yolo
Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.– Bobby Sommer (via beneathher)
featheredtentacles: I want to shower and sing but my room mates are sleeping. I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all First World.
Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana.– Brazilian Girls - Pussy
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend...– Dale Carnegie (via quotecatalog)
bre-aking: My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
irenigg: have you ever been hungry to the point where you conserve energy by lying still and basking in the sunlight shining through your windows? do you ever photosynthesize?
komekoro: harshwhimsy: did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if...– J. D. Sallinger - The Catcher in the Rye (via bakerybitch)
Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.– Robert Brault (via we-watch-and-wait)
lambhoof: A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it